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June 18th, 2026
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Daily Bible Verses
Proverbs 27
| 1 | Boast not thyself of tomorrow; For thou knowest not what a day may bring forth. |
| 2 | Let another man praise thee, and not thine own mouth; A stranger, and not thine own lips. |
| 3 | A stone is heavy, and the sand weighty; But a fool's vexation is heavier than they both. |
| 4 | Wrath is cruel, and anger is overwhelming; But who is able to stand before jealousy? |
| 5 | Better is open rebuke Than love that is hidden. |
| 6 | Faithful are the wounds of a friend; But the kisses of an enemy are profuse. |
| 7 | The full soul loatheth a honeycomb; But to the hungry soul every bitter thing is sweet. |
| 8 | As a bird that wandereth from her nest, So is a man that wandereth from his place. |
| 9 | Oil and perfume rejoice the heart; So doth the sweetness of a man's friend that cometh of hearty counsel. |
| 10 | Thine own friend, and thy father's friend, forsake not; And go not to thy brother's house in the day of thy calamity: Better is a neighbor that is near than a brother far off. |
| 11 | My son, be wise, and make my heart glad, That I may answer him that reproacheth me. |
| 12 | A prudent man seeth the evil, and hideth himself; But the simple pass on, and suffer for it. |
| 13 | Take his garment that is surety for a stranger; And hold him in pledge that is surety for a foreign woman. |
| 14 | He that blesseth his friend with a loud voice, rising early in the morning, It shall be counted a curse to him. |
| 15 | A continual dropping in a very rainy day And a contentious woman are alike: |
| 16 | He that would restrain her restraineth the wind; And his right hand encountereth oil. |
| 17 | Iron sharpeneth iron; So a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend. |
| 18 | Whoso keepeth the fig-tree shall eat the fruit thereof; And he that regardeth his master shall be honored. |
| 19 | As in water face answereth to face, So the heart of man to man. |
| 20 | Sheol and Abaddon are never satisfied; And the eyes of man are never satisfied. |
| 21 | The refining pot is for silver, and the furnace for gold; And a man is tried by his praise. |
| 22 | Though thou shouldest bray a fool in a mortar with a pestle along with bruised grain, Yet will not his foolishness depart from him. |
| 23 | Be thou diligent to know the state of thy flocks, And look well to thy herds: |
| 24 | For riches are not for ever: And doth the crown endure unto all generations? |
| 25 | The hay is carried, and the tender grass showeth itself, And the herbs of the mountains are gathered in. |
| 26 | The lambs are for thy clothing, And the goats are the price of the field; |
| 27 | And there will be goats' milk enough for thy food, for the food of thy household, And maintenance for thy maidens. |
Proverbs 28
| 1 | The wicked flee when no man pursueth; But the righteous are bold as a lion. |
| 2 | For the transgression of a land many are the princes thereof; But by men of understanding and knowledge the state thereof shall be prolonged. |
| 3 | A needy man that oppresseth the poor Is like a sweeping rain which leaveth no food. |
| 4 | They that forsake the law praise the wicked; But such as keep the law contend with them. |
| 5 | Evil men understand not justice; But they that seek Jehovah understand all things. |
| 6 | Better is the poor that walketh in his integrity, Than he that is perverse in his ways, though he be rich. |
| 7 | Whoso keepeth the law is a wise son; But he that is a companion of gluttons shameth his father. |
| 8 | He that augmenteth his substance by interest and increase, Gathereth it for him that hath pity on the poor. |
| 9 | He that turneth away his ear from hearing the law, Even his prayer is an abomination. |
| 10 | Whoso causeth the upright to go astray in an evil way, He shall fall himself into his own pit; But the perfect shall inherit good. |
| 11 | The rich man is wise in his own conceit; But the poor that hath understanding searcheth him out. |
| 12 | When the righteous triumph, there is great glory; But when the wicked rise, men hide themselves. |
| 13 | He that covereth his transgressions shall not prosper: But whoso confesseth and forsaketh them shall obtain mercy. |
| 14 | Happy is the man that feareth alway; But he that hardeneth his heart shall fall into mischief. |
| 15 | As a roaring lion, and a ranging bear, So is a wicked ruler over a poor people. |
| 16 | The prince that lacketh understanding is also a great oppressor; But he that hateth covetousness shall prolong his days. |
| 17 | A man that is laden with the blood of any person Shall flee unto the pit; let no man stay him. |
| 18 | Whoso walketh uprightly shall be delivered; But he that is perverse in his ways shall fall at once. |
| 19 | He that tilleth his land shall have plenty of bread; But he that followeth after vain persons shall have poverty enough. |
| 20 | A faithful man shall abound with blessings; But he that maketh haste to be rich shall not be unpunished. |
| 21 | To have respect of persons is not good; Neither that a man should transgress for a piece of bread. |
| 22 | he that hath an evil eye hasteth after riches, And knoweth not that want shall come upon him. |
| 23 | He that rebuketh a man shall afterward find more favor Than he that flattereth with the tongue. |
| 24 | Whoso robbeth his father or his mother, and saith, It is no transgression, The same is the companion of a destroyer. |
| 25 | He that is of a greedy spirit stirreth up strife; But he that putteth his trust in Jehovah shall be made fat. |
| 26 | He that trusteth in his own heart is a fool; But whoso walketh wisely, he shall be delivered. |
| 27 | He that giveth unto the poor shall not lack; But he that hideth his eyes shall have many a curse. |
| 28 | When the wicked rise, men hide themselves; But when they perish, the righteous increase. |
Proverbs 29
| 1 | He that being often reproved hardeneth his neck Shall suddenly be destroyed, and that without remedy. |
| 2 | When the righteous are increased, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man beareth rule, the people sigh. |
| 3 | Whoso loveth wisdom rejoiceth his father; But he that keepeth company with harlots wasteth his substance. |
| 4 | The king by justice establisheth the land; But he that exacteth gifts overthroweth it. |
| 5 | A man that flattereth his neighbor Spreadeth a net for his steps. |
| 6 | In the transgression of an evil man there is a snare; But the righteous doth sing and rejoice. |
| 7 | The righteous taketh knowledge of the cause of the poor; The wicked hath not understanding to know it. |
| 8 | Scoffers set a city in a flame; But wise men turn away wrath. |
| 9 | If a wise man hath a controversy with a foolish man, Whether he be angry or laugh, there will be no rest. |
| 10 | The bloodthirsty hate him that is perfect; And as for the upright, they seek his life. |
| 11 | A fool uttereth all his anger; But a wise man keepeth it back and stilleth it. |
| 12 | If a ruler hearkeneth to falsehood, All his servants are wicked. |
| 13 | The poor man and the oppressor meet together; Jehovah lighteneth the eyes of them both. |
| 14 | The king that faithfully judgeth the poor, His throne shall be established for ever. |
| 15 | The rod and reproof give wisdom; But a child left to himself causeth shame to his mother. |
| 16 | When the wicked are increased, transgression increaseth; But the righteous shall look upon their fall. |
| 17 | Correct thy son, and he will give thee rest; Yea, he will give delight unto thy soul. |
| 18 | Where there is no vision, the people cast off restraint; But he that keepeth the law, happy is he. |
| 19 | A servant will not be corrected by words; For though he understand, he will not give heed. |
| 20 | Seest thou a man that is hasty in his words? There is more hope of a fool than of him. |
| 21 | He that delicately bringeth up his servant from a child Shall have him become a son at the last. |
| 22 | An angry man stirreth up strife, And a wrathful man aboundeth in transgression. |
| 23 | A man's pride shall bring him low; But he that is of a lowly spirit shall obtain honor. |
| 24 | Whoso is partner with a thief hateth his own soul; He heareth the adjuration and uttereth nothing. |
| 25 | The fear of man bringeth a snare; But whoso putteth his trust in Jehovah shall be safe. |
| 26 | Many seek the ruler's favor; But a man's judgment cometh from Jehovah. |
| 27 | An unjust man is an abomination to the righteous; And he that is upright in the way is an abomination to the wicked. |
God's Word Right Now
Now the first lot came forth to Jehoiarib, the second to Jedaiah,1 Chronicles 24:7