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January 9th, 2026
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Daily Bible Verses
Job 21
| 1 | Then Job answered and said, |
| 2 | Hear diligently my speech; And let this be your consolations. |
| 3 | Suffer me, and I also will speak; And after that I have spoken, mock on. |
| 4 | As for me, is my complaint to man? And why should I not be impatient? |
| 5 | Mark me, and be astonished, And lay your hand upon your mouth. |
| 6 | Even when I remember I am troubled, And horror taketh hold on my flesh. |
| 7 | Wherefore do the wicked live, Become old, yea, wax mighty in power? |
| 8 | Their seed is established with them in their sight, And their offspring before their eyes. |
| 9 | Their houses are safe from fear, Neither is the rod of God upon them. |
| 10 | Their bull gendereth, and faileth not; Their cow calveth, and casteth not her calf. |
| 11 | They send forth their little ones like a flock, And their children dance. |
| 12 | They sing to the timbrel and harp, And rejoice at the sound of the pipe. |
| 13 | They spend their days in prosperity, And in a moment they go down to Sheol. |
| 14 | And they say unto God, Depart from us; For we desire not the knowledge of thy ways. |
| 15 | What is the Almighty, that we should serve him? And what profit should we have, if we pray unto him? |
| 16 | Lo, their prosperity is not in their hand: The counsel of the wicked is far from me. |
| 17 | How oft is it that the lamp of the wicked is put out? That their calamity cometh upon them? That God distributeth sorrows in his anger? |
| 18 | That they are as stubble before the wind, And as chaff that the storm carrieth away? |
| 19 | Ye say, God layeth up his iniquity for his children. Let him recompense it unto himself, that he may know it: |
| 20 | Let his own eyes see his destruction, And let him drink of the wrath of the Almighty. |
| 21 | For what careth he for his house after him, When the number of his months is cut off? |
| 22 | Shall any teach God knowledge, Seeing he judgeth those that are high? |
| 23 | One dieth in his full strength, Being wholly at ease and quiet: |
| 24 | His pails are full of milk, And the marrow of his bones is moistened. |
| 25 | And another dieth in bitterness of soul, And never tasteth of good. |
| 26 | They lie down alike in the dust, And the worm covereth them. |
| 27 | Behold, I know your thoughts, And the devices wherewith ye would wrong me. |
| 28 | For ye say, Where is the house of the prince? And where is the tent wherein the wicked dwelt? |
| 29 | Have ye not asked wayfaring men? And do ye not know their evidences, |
| 30 | That the evil man is reserved to the day of calamity? That they are led forth to the day of wrath? |
| 31 | Who shall declare his way to his face? And who shall repay him what he hath done? |
| 32 | Yet shall he be borne to the grave, And men shall keep watch over the tomb. |
| 33 | The clods of the valley shall be sweet unto him, And all men shall draw after him, As there were innumerable before him. |
| 34 | How then comfort ye me in vain, Seeing in your answers there remaineth only falsehood? |
Job 22
| 1 | Then answered Eliphaz the Temanite, and said, |
| 2 | Can a man be profitable unto God? Surely he that is wise is profitable unto himself. |
| 3 | Is it any pleasure to the Almighty, that thou art righteous? Or is it gain to him, that thou makest thy ways perfect? |
| 4 | Is it for thy fear of him that he reproveth thee, That he entereth with thee into judgment? |
| 5 | Is not thy wickedness great? Neither is there any end to thine iniquities. |
| 6 | For thou hast taken pledges of thy brother for nought, And stripped the naked of their clothing. |
| 7 | Thou hast not given water to the weary to drink, And thou hast withholden bread from the hungry. |
| 8 | But as for the mighty man, he had the earth; And the honorable man, he dwelt in it. |
| 9 | Thou hast sent widows away empty, And the arms of the fatherless have been broken. |
| 10 | Therefore snares are round about thee, And sudden fear troubleth thee, |
| 11 | Or darkness, so that thou canst not see, And abundance of waters cover thee. |
| 12 | Is not God in the height of heaven? And behold the height of the stars, how high they are! |
| 13 | And thou sayest, What doth God know? Can he judge through the thick darkness? |
| 14 | Thick clouds are a covering to him, so that he seeth not; And he walketh on the vault of heaven. |
| 15 | Wilt thou keep the old way Which wicked men have trodden? |
| 16 | Who were snatched away before their time, Whose foundation was poured out as a stream, |
| 17 | Who said unto God, Depart from us; And, What can the Almighty do for us? |
| 18 | Yet he filled their houses with good things: But the counsel of the wicked is far from me. |
| 19 | The righteous see it, and are glad; And the innocent laugh them to scorn, |
| 20 | Saying, Surely they that did rise up against us are cut off, And the remnant of them the fire hath consumed. |
| 21 | Acquaint now thyself with him, and be at peace: Thereby good shall come unto thee. |
| 22 | Receive, I pray thee, the law from his mouth, And lay up his words in thy heart. |
| 23 | If thou return to the Almighty, thou shalt be built up, If thou put away unrighteousness far from thy tents. |
| 24 | And lay thou thy treasure in the dust, And the gold of Ophir among the stones of the brooks; |
| 25 | And the Almighty will be thy treasure, And precious silver unto thee. |
| 26 | For then shalt thou delight thyself in the Almighty, And shalt lift up thy face unto God. |
| 27 | Thou shalt make thy prayer unto him, and he will hear thee; And thou shalt pay thy vows. |
| 28 | Thou shalt also decree a thing, and it shall be established unto thee; And light shall shine upon thy ways. |
| 29 | When they cast thee down, thou shalt say, There is lifting up; And the humble person he will save. |
| 30 | He will deliver even him that is not innocent: Yea, he shall be delivered through the cleanness of thy hands. |
Job 23
| 1 | Then Job answered and said, |
| 2 | Even to-day is my complaint rebellious: My stroke is heavier than my groaning. |
| 3 | Oh that I knew where I might find him! That I might come even to his seat! |
| 4 | I would set my cause in order before him, And fill my mouth with arguments. |
| 5 | I would know the words which he would answer me, And understand what he would say unto me. |
| 6 | Would he contend with me in the greatness of his power? Nay; but he would give heed unto me. |
| 7 | There the upright might reason with him; So should I be delivered for ever from my judge. |
| 8 | Behold, I go forward, but he is not there; And backward, but I cannot perceive him; |
| 9 | On the left hand, when he doth work, but I cannot behold him; He hideth himself on the right hand, that I cannot see him. |
| 10 | But he knoweth the way that I take; When he hath tried me, I shall come forth as gold. |
| 11 | My foot hath held fast to his steps; His way have I kept, and turned not aside. |
| 12 | I have not gone back from the commandment of his lips; I have treasured up the words of his mouth more than my necessary food. |
| 13 | But he is in one mind, and who can turn him? And what his soul desireth, even that he doeth. |
| 14 | For he performeth that which is appointed for me: And many such things are with him. |
| 15 | Therefore am I terrified at his presence; When I consider, I am afraid of him. |
| 16 | For God hath made my heart faint, And the Almighty hath terrified me; |
| 17 | Because I was not cut off before the darkness, Neither did he cover the thick darkness from my face. |
God's Word Right Now
not in the passion of lust, even as the Gentiles who know not God;1 Thessalonians 4:5