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January 13th, 2026
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Daily Bible Verses
Job 35
| 1 | Moreover Elihu answered and said, |
| 2 | Thinkest thou this to be thy right, Or sayest thou, My righteousness is more than God's, |
| 3 | That thou sayest, What advantage will it be unto thee? And, What profit shall I have, more than if I had sinned? |
| 4 | I will answer thee, And thy companions with thee. |
| 5 | Look unto the heavens, and see; And behold the skies, which are higher than thou. |
| 6 | If thou hast sinned, what effectest thou against him? And if thy transgressions be multiplied, what doest thou unto him? |
| 7 | If thou be righteous, what givest thou him? Or what receiveth he of thy hand? |
| 8 | Thy wickedness may hurt a man as thou art; And thy righteousness may profit a son of man. |
| 9 | By reason of the multitude of oppressions they cry out; They cry for help by reason of the arm of the mighty. |
| 10 | But none saith, Where is God my Maker, Who giveth songs in the night, |
| 11 | Who teacheth us more than the beasts of the earth, And maketh us wiser than the birds of the heavens? |
| 12 | There they cry, but none giveth answer, Because of the pride of evil men. |
| 13 | Surely God will not hear an empty cry, Neither will the Almighty regard it. |
| 14 | How much less when thou sayest thou beholdest him not, The cause is before him, and thou waitest for him! |
| 15 | But now, because he hath not visited in his anger, Neither doth he greatly regard arrogance; |
| 16 | Therefore doth Job open his mouth in vanity; He multiplieth words without knowledge. |
Job 36
| 1 | Elihu also proceeded, and said, |
| 2 | Suffer me a little, and I will show thee; For I have yet somewhat to say on God's behalf. |
| 3 | I will fetch my knowledge from afar, And will ascribe righteousness to my Maker. |
| 4 | For truly my words are not false: One that is perfect in knowledge is with thee. |
| 5 | Behold, God is mighty, and despiseth not any: He is mighty in strength of understanding. |
| 6 | He preserveth not the life of the wicked, But giveth to the afflicted their right. |
| 7 | He withdraweth not his eyes from the righteous: But with kings upon the throne He setteth them for ever, and they are exalted. |
| 8 | And if they be bound in fetters, And be taken in the cords of afflictions; |
| 9 | Then he showeth them their work, And their transgressions, that they have behaved themselves proudly. |
| 10 | He openeth also their ear to instruction, And commandeth that they return from iniquity. |
| 11 | If they hearken and serve him, They shall spend their days in prosperity, And their years in pleasures. |
| 12 | But if they hearken not, they shall perish by the sword, And they shall die without knowledge. |
| 13 | But they that are godless in heart lay up anger: They cry not for help when he bindeth them. |
| 14 | They die in youth, And their life perisheth among the unclean. |
| 15 | He delivereth the afflicted by their affliction, And openeth their ear in oppression. |
| 16 | Yea, he would have allured thee out of distress Into a broad place, where there is no straitness; And that which is set on thy table would be full of fatness. |
| 17 | But thou art full of the judgment of the wicked: Judgment and justice take hold on thee. |
| 18 | For let not wrath stir thee up against chastisements; Neither let the greatness of the ransom turn thee aside. |
| 19 | Will thy cry avail, that thou be not in distress, Or all the forces of thy strength? |
| 20 | Desire not the night, When peoples are cut off in their place. |
| 21 | Take heed, regard not iniquity: For this hast thou chosen rather than affliction. |
| 22 | Behold, God doeth loftily in his power: Who is a teacher like unto him? |
| 23 | Who hath enjoined him his way? Or who can say, Thou hast wrought unrighteousness? |
| 24 | Remember that thou magnify his work, Whereof men have sung. |
| 25 | All men have looked thereon; Man beholdeth it afar off. |
| 26 | Behold, God is great, and we know him not; The number of his years is unsearchable. |
| 27 | For he draweth up the drops of water, Which distil in rain from his vapor, |
| 28 | Which the skies pour down And drop upon man abundantly. |
| 29 | Yea, can any understand the spreadings of the clouds, The thunderings of his pavilion? |
| 30 | Behold, he spreadeth his light around him; And he covereth the bottom of the sea. |
| 31 | For by these he judgeth the peoples; He giveth food in abundance. |
| 32 | He covereth his hands with the lightning, And giveth it a charge that it strike the mark. |
| 33 | The noise thereof telleth concerning him, The cattle also concerning the storm that cometh up. |
Job 37
| 1 | Yea, at this my heart trembleth, And is moved out of its place. |
| 2 | Hear, oh, hear the noise of his voice, And the sound that goeth out of his mouth. |
| 3 | He sendeth it forth under the whole heaven, And his lightening unto the ends of the earth. |
| 4 | After it a voice roareth; He thundereth with the voice of his majesty; And he restraineth not the lightnings when his voice is heard. |
| 5 | God thundereth marvellously with his voice; Great things doeth he, which we cannot comprehend. |
| 6 | For he saith to the snow, Fall thou on the earth; Likewise to the shower of rain, And to the showers of his mighty rain. |
| 7 | He sealeth up the hand of every man, That all men whom he hath made may know it. |
| 8 | Then the beasts go into coverts, And remain in their dens. |
| 9 | Out of the chamber of the south cometh the storm, And cold out of the north. |
| 10 | By the breath of God ice is given; And the breadth of the waters is straitened. |
| 11 | Yea, he ladeth the thick cloud with moisture; He spreadeth abroad the cloud of his lightning: |
| 12 | And it is turned round about by his guidance, That they may do whatsoever he commandeth them Upon the face of the habitable world, |
| 13 | Whether it be for correction, or for his land, Or for lovingkindness, that he cause it to come. |
| 14 | Hearken unto this, O Job: Stand still, and consider the wondrous works of God. |
| 15 | Dost thou know how God layeth his charge upon them, And causeth the lightning of his cloud to shine? |
| 16 | Dost thou know the balancings of the clouds, The wondrous works of him who is perfect in knowledge? |
| 17 | How thy garments are warm, When the earth is still by reason of the south wind? |
| 18 | Canst thou with him spread out the sky, Which is strong as a molten mirror? |
| 19 | Teach us what we shall say unto him; For we cannot set our speech in order by reason of darkness. |
| 20 | Shall it be told him that I would speak? Or should a man wish that he were swallowed up? |
| 21 | And now men see not the light which is bright in the skies; But the wind passeth, and cleareth them. |
| 22 | Out of the north cometh golden splendor: God hath upon him terrible majesty. |
| 23 | Touching the Almighty, we cannot find him out He is excellent in power; And in justice and plenteous righteousness he will not afflict. |
| 24 | Men do therefore fear him: He regardeth not any that are wise of heart. |
God's Word Right Now
And the king answered, Chimham shall go over with me, and I will do to him that which shall seem good unto thee: and whatsoever thou shalt require of me, that will I do for thee.2 Samuel 19:38