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December 1st, 2025
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Daily Bible Verses
1 Corinthians 9
| 1 | Am I not free? Am I not an apostle? Have I not seen Jesus our Lord? Are not ye my work in the Lord? |
| 2 | If to others I am not an apostle, yet at least I am to you; for the seal of mine apostleship are ye in the Lord. |
| 3 | My defence to them that examine me is this. |
| 4 | Have we no right to eat and to drink? |
| 5 | Have we no right to lead about a wife that is a believer, even as the rest of the apostles, and the brethren of the Lord, and Cephas? |
| 6 | Or I only and Barnabas, have we not a right to forbear working? |
| 7 | What soldier ever serveth at his own charges? who planteth a vineyard, and eateth not the fruit thereof? Or who feedeth a flock, and eateth not of the milk of the flock? |
| 8 | Do I speak these things after the manner of men? or saith not the law also the same? |
| 9 | For it is written in the law of Moses, Thou shalt not muzzle the ox when he treadeth out the corn. Is it for the oxen that God careth, |
| 10 | or saith he it assuredly for our sake? Yea, for our sake it was written: because he that ploweth ought to plow in hope, and he that thresheth, to thresh in hope of partaking. |
| 11 | If we sowed unto you spiritual things, is it a great matter if we shall reap your carnal things? |
| 12 | If others partake of this right over you, do not we yet more? Nevertheless we did not use this right; but we bear all things, that we may cause no hindrance to the gospel of Christ. |
| 13 | Know ye not that they that minister about sacred things eat of the things of the temple, and they that wait upon the altar have their portion with the altar? |
| 14 | Even so did the Lord ordain that they that proclaim the gospel should live of the gospel. |
| 15 | But I have used none of these things: and I write not these things that it may be so done in my case; for it were good for me rather to die, than that any man should make my glorifying void. |
| 16 | For if I preach the gospel, I have nothing to glory of; for necessity is laid upon me; for woe is unto me, if I preach not the gospel. |
| 17 | For if I do this of mine own will, I have a reward: but if not of mine own will, I have a stewardship intrusted to me. |
| 18 | What then is my reward? That, when I preach the gospel, I may make the gospel without charge, so as not to use to the full my right in the gospel. |
| 19 | For though I was free from all men, I brought myself under bondage to all, that I might gain the more. |
| 20 | And to the Jews I became as a Jew, that I might gain Jews; to them that are under the law, as under the law, not being myself under the law, that I might gain them that are under the law; |
| 21 | to them that are without law, as without law, not being without law to God, but under law to Christ, that I might gain them that are without law. |
| 22 | To the weak I became weak, that I might gain the weak: I am become all things to all men, that I may by all means save some. |
| 23 | And I do all things for the gospel's sake, that I may be a joint partaker thereof. |
| 24 | Know ye not that they that run in a race run all, but one receiveth the prize? Even so run; that ye may attain. |
| 25 | And every man that striveth in the games exerciseth self-control in all things. Now they do it to receive a corruptible crown; but we an incorruptible. |
| 26 | I therefore so run, as not uncertainly; so fight I, as not beating the air: |
| 27 | but I buffet my body, and bring it into bondage: lest by any means, after that I have preached to others, I myself should be rejected. |
1 Corinthians 10
| 1 | For I would not, brethren, have you ignorant, that our fathers were all under the cloud, and all passed through the sea; |
| 2 | and were all baptized unto Moses in the cloud and in the sea; |
| 3 | and did all eat the same spiritual food; |
| 4 | and did all drink the same spiritual drink: for they drank of a spiritual rock that followed them: and the rock was Christ. |
| 5 | Howbeit with most of them God was not well pleased: for they were overthrown in the wilderness. |
| 6 | Now these things were our examples, to the intent we should not lust after evil things, as they also lusted. |
| 7 | Neither be ye idolaters, as were some of them; as it is written, The people sat down to eat and drink, and rose up to play. |
| 8 | Neither let us commit fornication, as some of them committed, and fell in one day three and twenty thousand. |
| 9 | Neither let us make trial of the Lord, as some of them made trial, and perished by the serpents. |
| 10 | Neither murmur ye, as some of them murmured, and perished by the destroyer. |
| 11 | Now these things happened unto them by way of example; and they were written for our admonition, upon whom the ends of the ages are come. |
| 12 | Wherefore let him that thinketh he standeth take heed lest he fall. |
| 13 | There hath no temptation taken you but such as man can bear: but God is faithful, who will not suffer you to be tempted above that ye are able; but will with the temptation make also the way of escape, that ye may be able to endure it. |
| 14 | Wherefore, my beloved, flee from idolatry. |
| 15 | I speak as to wise men; judge ye what I say. |
| 16 | The cup of blessing which we bless, is it not a communion of the blood of Christ? The bread which we break, is it not a communion of the body of Christ? |
| 17 | seeing that we, who are many, are one bread, one body: for we are all partake of the one bread. |
| 18 | Behold Israel after the flesh: have not they that eat the sacrifices communion with the altar? |
| 19 | What say I then? that a thing sacrificed to idols is anything, or that an idol is anything? |
| 20 | But I say, that the things which the Gentiles sacrifice, they sacrifice to demons, and not to God: and I would not that ye should have communion with demons. |
| 21 | Ye cannot drink the cup of the Lord, and the cup of demons: ye cannot partake of the table of the Lord, and of the table of demons. |
| 22 | Or do we provoke the Lord to jealousy? are we stronger than he? |
| 23 | All things are lawful; but not all things are expedient. All things are lawful; but not all things edify. |
| 24 | Let no man seek his own, but each his neighbor's good. |
| 25 | Whatsoever is sold in the shambles, eat, asking no question for conscience' sake, |
| 26 | for the earth is the Lord's, and the fulness thereof. |
| 27 | If one of them that believe not biddeth you to a feast, and ye are disposed to go; whatsoever is set before you, eat, asking no question for conscience' sake. |
| 28 | But if any man say unto you, This hath been offered in sacrifice, eat not, for his sake that showed it, and for conscience sake: |
| 29 | conscience, I say, not thine own, but the other's; for why is my liberty judged by another conscience? |
| 30 | If I partake with thankfulness, why am I evil spoken of for that for which I give thanks? |
| 31 | Whether therefore ye eat, or drink, or whatsoever ye do, do all to the glory of God. |
| 32 | Give no occasions of stumbling, either to Jews, or to Greeks, or to the church of God: |
| 33 | even as I also please all men in all things, not seeking mine own profit, but the profit of the many, that they may be saved. |
1 Corinthians 11
| 1 | Be ye imitators of me, even as I also am of Christ. |
| 2 | Now I praise you that ye remember me in all things, and hold fast the traditions, even as I delivered them to you. |
| 3 | But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God. |
| 4 | Every man praying or prophesying, having his head covered, dishonoreth his head. |
| 5 | But every woman praying or prophesying with her head unveiled dishonoreth her head; for it is one and the same thing as if she were shaven. |
| 6 | For if a woman is not veiled, let her also be shorn: but if it is a shame to a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be veiled. |
| 7 | For a man indeed ought not to have his head veiled, forasmuch as he is the image and glory of God: but the woman is the glory of the man. |
| 8 | For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man: |
| 9 | for neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man: |
| 10 | for this cause ought the woman to have a sign of authority on her head, because of the angels. |
| 11 | Nevertheless, neither is the woman without the man, nor the man without the woman, in the Lord. |
| 12 | For as the woman is of the man, so is the man also by the woman; but all things are of God. |
| 13 | Judge ye in yourselves: is it seemly that a woman pray unto God unveiled? |
| 14 | Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a dishonor to him? |
| 15 | But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her: for her hair is given her for a covering. |
| 16 | But if any man seemeth to be contentious, we have no such custom, neither the churches of God. |
| 17 | But in giving you this charge, I praise you not, that ye come together not for the better but for the worse. |
| 18 | For first of all, when ye come together in the church, I hear that divisions exist among you; and I partly believe it. |
| 19 | For there must be also factions among you, that they that are approved may be made manifest among you. |
| 20 | When therefore ye assemble yourselves together, it is not possible to eat the Lord's supper: |
| 21 | for in your eating each one taketh before other his own supper; and one is hungry, and another is drunken. |
| 22 | What, have ye not houses to eat and to drink in? or despise ye the church of God, and put them to shame that have not? What shall I say to you? shall I praise you? In this I praise you not. |
| 23 | For I received of the Lord that which also I delivered unto you, that the Lord Jesus in the night in which he was betrayed took bread; |
| 24 | and when he had given thanks, he brake it, and said, This is my body, which is for you: this do in remembrance of me. |
| 25 | In like manner also the cup, after supper, saying, This cup is the new covenant in my blood: this do, as often as ye drink it, in remembrance of me. |
| 26 | For as often as ye eat this bread, and drink the cup, ye proclaim the Lord's death till he come. |
| 27 | Wherefore whosoever shall eat the bread or drink the cup of the Lord in an unworthy manner, shall be guilty of the body and the blood of the Lord. |
| 28 | But let a man prove himself, and so let him eat of the bread, and drink of the cup. |
| 29 | For he that eateth and drinketh, eateth and drinketh judgment unto himself, if he discern not the body. |
| 30 | For this cause many among you are weak and sickly, and not a few sleep. |
| 31 | But if we discerned ourselves, we should not be judged. |
| 32 | But when we are judged, we are chastened of the Lord, that we may not be condemned with the world. |
| 33 | Wherefore, my brethren, when ye come together to eat, wait one for another. |
| 34 | If any man is hungry, let him eat at home; that your coming together be not unto judgment. And the rest will I set in order whensoever I come. |
God's Word Right Now
and said, This man said, I am able to destroy the temple of God, and to build it in three days.Matthew 26:61