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January 14th, 2025
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Daily Bible Verses
Job 38
| 1 | Then Jehovah answered Job out of the whirlwind, and said, |
| 2 | Who is this that darkeneth counsel By words without knowledge? |
| 3 | Gird up now thy loins like a man; For I will demand of thee, and declare thou unto me. |
| 4 | Where wast thou when I laid the foundations of the earth? Declare, if thou hast understanding. |
| 5 | Who determined the measures thereof, if thou knowest? Or who stretched the line upon it? |
| 6 | Whereupon were the foundations thereof fastened? Or who laid the corner-stone thereof, |
| 7 | When the morning stars sang together, And all the sons of God shouted for joy? |
| 8 | Or who shut up the sea with doors, When it brake forth, as if it had issued out of the womb; |
| 9 | When I made clouds the garment thereof, And thick darkness a swaddling-band for it, |
| 10 | And marked out for it my bound, And set bars and doors, |
| 11 | And said, Hitherto shalt thou come, but no further; And here shall thy proud waves be stayed? |
| 12 | Hast thou commanded the morning since thy days began, And caused the dayspring to know its place; |
| 13 | That it might take hold of the ends of the earth, And the wicked be shaken out of it? |
| 14 | It is changed as clay under the seal; And all things stand forth as a garment: |
| 15 | And from the wicked their light is withholden, And the high arm is broken. |
| 16 | Hast thou entered into the springs of the sea? Or hast thou walked in the recesses of the deep? |
| 17 | Have the gates of death been revealed unto thee? Or hast thou seen the gates of the shadow of death? |
| 18 | Hast thou comprehended the earth in its breadth? Declare, if thou knowest it all. |
| 19 | Where is the way to the dwelling of light? And as for darkness, where is the place thereof, |
| 20 | That thou shouldest take it to the bound thereof, And that thou shouldest discern the paths to the house thereof? |
| 21 | Doubtless, thou knowest, for thou wast then born, And the number of thy days is great! |
| 22 | Hast thou entered the treasuries of the snow, Or hast thou seen the treasures of the hail, |
| 23 | Which I have reserved against the time of trouble, Against the day of battle and war? |
| 24 | By what way is the light parted, Or the east wind scattered upon the earth? |
| 25 | Who hath cleft a channel for the waterflood, Or the way for the lightning of the thunder; |
| 26 | To cause it to rain on a land where no man is; On the wilderness, wherein there is no man; |
| 27 | To satisfy the waste and desolate ground, And to cause the tender grass to spring forth? |
| 28 | Hath the rain a father? Or who hath begotten the drops of dew? |
| 29 | Out of whose womb came the ice? And the hoary frost of heaven, who hath gendered it? |
| 30 | The waters hide themselves and become like stone, And the face of the deep is frozen. |
| 31 | Canst thou bind the cluster of the Pleiades, Or loose the bands of Orion? |
| 32 | Canst thou lead forth the Mazzaroth in their season? Or canst thou guide the Bear with her train? |
| 33 | Knowest thou the ordinances of the heavens? Canst thou establish the dominion thereof in the earth? |
| 34 | Canst thou lift up thy voice to the clouds, That abundance of waters may cover thee? |
| 35 | Canst thou send forth lightnings, that they may go, And say unto thee, Here we are? |
| 36 | Who hath put wisdom in the inward parts? Or who hath given understanding to the mind? |
| 37 | Who can number the clouds by wisdom? Or who can pour out the bottles of heaven, |
| 38 | When the dust runneth into a mass, And the clods cleave fast together? |
| 39 | Canst thou hunt the prey for the lioness, Or satisfy the appetite of the young lions, |
| 40 | When they couch in their dens, And abide in the covert to lie in wait? |
| 41 | Who provideth for the raven his prey, When his young ones cry unto God, And wander for lack of food? |
Job 39
| 1 | Knowest thou the time when the wild goats of the rock bring forth? Or canst thou mark when the hinds do calve? |
| 2 | Canst thou number the months that they fulfil? Or knowest thou the time when they bring forth? |
| 3 | They bow themselves, they bring forth their young, They cast out their pains. |
| 4 | Their young ones become strong, they grow up in the open field; They go forth, and return not again. |
| 5 | Who hath sent out the wild ass free? Or who hath loosed the bonds of the swift ass, |
| 6 | Whose home I have made the wilderness, And the salt land his dwelling-place? |
| 7 | He scorneth the tumult of the city, Neither heareth he the shoutings of the driver. |
| 8 | The range of the mountains is his pasture, And he searcheth after every green thing. |
| 9 | Will the wild-ox be content to serve thee? Or will he abide by thy crib? |
| 10 | Canst thou bind the wild-ox with his band in the furrow? Or will he harrow the valleys after thee? |
| 11 | Wilt thou trust him, because his strength is great? Or wilt thou leave to him thy labor? |
| 12 | Wilt thou confide in him, that he will bring home thy seed, And gather the grain of thy threshing-floor? |
| 13 | The wings of the ostrich wave proudly; But are they the pinions and plumage of love? |
| 14 | For she leaveth her eggs on the earth, And warmeth them in the dust, |
| 15 | And forgetteth that the foot may crush them, Or that the wild beast may trample them. |
| 16 | She dealeth hardly with her young ones, as if they were not hers: Though her labor be in vain, she is without fear; |
| 17 | Because God hath deprived her of wisdom, Neither hath he imparted to her understanding. |
| 18 | What time she lifteth up herself on high, She scorneth the horse and his rider. |
| 19 | Hast thou given the horse his might? Hast thou clothed his neck with the quivering mane? |
| 20 | Hast thou made him to leap as a locust? The glory of his snorting is terrible. |
| 21 | He paweth in the valley, and rejoiceth in his strength: He goeth out to meet the armed men. |
| 22 | He mocketh at fear, and is not dismayed; Neither turneth he back from the sword. |
| 23 | The quiver rattleth against him, The flashing spear and the javelin. |
| 24 | He swalloweth the ground with fierceness and rage; Neither believeth he that it is the voice of the trumpet. |
| 25 | As oft as the trumpet soundeth he saith, Aha! And he smelleth the battle afar off, The thunder of the captains, and the shouting. |
| 26 | Is it by thy wisdom that the hawk soareth, (And) stretcheth her wings toward the south? |
| 27 | Is it at thy command that the eagle mounteth up, And maketh her nest on high? |
| 28 | On the cliff she dwelleth, and maketh her home, Upon the point of the cliff, and the stronghold. |
| 29 | From thence she spieth out the prey; Her eyes behold it afar off. |
| 30 | Her young ones also suck up blood: And where the slain are, there is she. |