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April 30th, 2026
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Daily Bible Verses
Psalm 102
| 1 | Hear my prayer, O Jehovah, And let my cry come unto thee. |
| 2 | Hide not thy face from me in the day of my distress: Incline thine ear unto me; In the day when I call answer me speedily. |
| 3 | For my days consume away like smoke, And my bones are burned as a firebrand. |
| 4 | My heart is smitten like grass, and withered; For I forget to eat my bread. |
| 5 | By reason of the voice of my groaning My bones cleave to my flesh. |
| 6 | I am like a pelican of the wilderness; I am become as an owl of the waste places. |
| 7 | I watch, and am become like a sparrow That is alone upon the house-top. |
| 8 | Mine enemies reproach me all the day; They that are mad against me do curse by me. |
| 9 | For I have eaten ashes like bread, And mingled my drink with weeping, |
| 10 | Because of thine indignation and thy wrath: For thou hast taken me up, and cast me away. |
| 11 | My days are like a shadow that declineth; And I am withered like grass. |
| 12 | But thou, O Jehovah, wilt abide for ever; And thy memorial name unto all generations. |
| 13 | Thou wilt arise, and have mercy upon Zion; For it is time to have pity upon her, Yea, the set time is come. |
| 14 | For thy servants take pleasure in her stones, And have pity upon her dust. |
| 15 | So the nations shall fear the name of Jehovah, And all the kings of the earth thy glory. |
| 16 | For Jehovah hath built up Zion; He hath appeared in his glory. |
| 17 | He hath regarded the prayer of the destitute, And hath not despised their prayer. |
| 18 | This shall be written for the generation to come; And a people which shall be created shall praise Jehovah. |
| 19 | For he hath looked down from the height of his sanctuary; From heaven did Jehovah behold the earth; |
| 20 | To hear the sighing of the prisoner; To loose those that are appointed to death; |
| 21 | That men may declare the name of Jehovah in Zion, And his praise in Jerusalem; |
| 22 | When the peoples are gathered together, And the kingdoms, to serve Jehovah. |
| 23 | He weakened my strength in the way; He shortened my days. |
| 24 | I said, O my God, take me not away in the midst of my days: Thy years are throughout all generations. |
| 25 | Of old didst thou lay the foundation of the earth; And the heavens are the work of thy hands. |
| 26 | They shall perish, but thou shalt endure; Yea, all of them shall wax old like a garment; As a vesture shalt thou change them, and they shall be changed: |
| 27 | But thou art the same, And thy years shall have no end. |
| 28 | The children of thy servants shall continue, And their seed shall be established before thee. A Psalm of David. |
Psalm 103
| 1 | Bless Jehovah, O my soul; And all that is within me, bless his holy name. |
| 2 | Bless Jehovah, O my soul, And forget not all his benefits: |
| 3 | Who forgiveth all thine iniquities; Who healeth all thy diseases; |
| 4 | Who redeemeth thy life from destruction; Who crowneth thee with lovingkindness and tender mercies; |
| 5 | Who satisfieth thy desire with good things, So that thy youth is renewed like the eagle. |
| 6 | Jehovah executeth righteous acts, And judgments for all that are oppressed. |
| 7 | He made known his ways unto Moses, His doings unto the children of Israel. |
| 8 | Jehovah is merciful and gracious, Slow to anger, and abundant in lovingkindness. |
| 9 | He will not always chide; Neither will he keep his anger for ever. |
| 10 | He hath not dealt with us after our sins, Nor rewarded us after our iniquities. |
| 11 | For as the heavens are high above the earth, So great is his lovingkindness toward them that fear him. |
| 12 | As far as the east is from the west, So far hath he removed our transgressions from us. |
| 13 | Like as a father pitieth his children, So Jehovah pitieth them that fear him. |
| 14 | For he knoweth our frame; He remembereth that we are dust. |
| 15 | As for man, his days are as grass; As a flower of the field, so he flourisheth. |
| 16 | For the wind passeth over it, and it is gone; And the place thereof shall know it no more. |
| 17 | But the lovingkindness of Jehovah is from everlasting to everlasting upon them that fear him, And his righteousness unto children's children; |
| 18 | To such as keep his covenant, And to those that remember his precepts to do them. |
| 19 | Jehovah hath established his throne in the heavens; And his kingdom ruleth over all. |
| 20 | Bless Jehovah, ye his angels, That are mighty in strength, that fulfil his word, Hearkening unto the voice of his word. |
| 21 | Bless Jehovah, all ye his hosts, Ye ministers of his, that do his pleasure. |
| 22 | Bless Jehovah, all ye his works, In all places of his dominion: Bless Jehovah, O my soul. |
Psalm 104
| 1 | Bless Jehovah, O my soul. O Jehovah my God, thou art very great; Thou art clothed with honor and majesty: |
| 2 | Who coverest thyself with light as with a garment; Who stretchest out the heavens like a curtain; |
| 3 | Who layeth the beams of his chambers in the waters; Who maketh the clouds his chariot; Who walketh upon the wings of the wind; |
| 4 | Who maketh winds his messengers; Flames of fire his ministers; |
| 5 | Who laid the foundations of the earth, That it should not be moved for ever. |
| 6 | Thou coveredst it with the deep as with a vesture; The waters stood above the mountains. |
| 7 | At thy rebuke they fled; At the voice of thy thunder they hasted away |
| 8 | (The mountains rose, the valleys sank down) Unto the place which thou hadst founded for them. |
| 9 | Thou hast set a bound that they may not pass over; That they turn not again to cover the earth. |
| 10 | He sendeth forth springs into the valleys; They run among the mountains; |
| 11 | They give drink to every beast of the field; The wild asses quench their thirst. |
| 12 | By them the birds of the heavens have their habitation; They sing among the branches. |
| 13 | He watereth the mountains from his chambers: The earth is filled with the fruit of thy works. |
| 14 | He causeth the grass to grow for the cattle, And herb for the service of man; That he may bring forth food out of the earth, |
| 15 | And wine that maketh glad the heart of man, And oil to make his face to shine, And bread that strengtheneth man's heart. |
| 16 | The trees of Jehovah are filled with moisture, The cedars of Lebanon, which he hath planted; |
| 17 | Where the birds make their nests: As for the stork, the fir-trees are her house. |
| 18 | The high mountains are for the wild goats; The rocks are a refuge for the conies. |
| 19 | He appointed the moon for seasons: The sun knoweth his going down. |
| 20 | Thou makest darkness, and it is night, Wherein all the beasts of the forest creep forth. |
| 21 | The young lions roar after their prey, And seek their food from God. |
| 22 | The sun ariseth, they get them away, And lay them down in their dens. |
| 23 | Man goeth forth unto his work And to his labor until the evening. |
| 24 | O Jehovah, how manifold are thy works! In wisdom hast thou made them all: The earth is full of thy riches. |
| 25 | Yonder is the sea, great and wide, Wherein are things creeping innumerable, Both small and great beasts. |
| 26 | There go the ships; There is leviathan, whom thou hast formed to play therein. |
| 27 | These wait all for thee, That thou mayest give them their food in due season. |
| 28 | Thou givest unto them, they gather; Thou openest thy hand, they are satisfied with good. |
| 29 | Thou hidest thy face, they are troubled; Thou takest away their breath, they die, And return to their dust. |
| 30 | Thou sendest forth thy Spirit, they are created; And thou renewest the face of the ground. |
| 31 | Let the glory of Jehovah endure for ever; Let Jehovah rejoice in his works: |
| 32 | Who looketh on the earth, and it trembleth; He toucheth the mountains, and they smoke. |
| 33 | I will sing unto Jehovah as long as I live: I will sing praise to my God while I have any being. |
| 34 | Let thy meditation be sweet unto him: I will rejoice in Jehovah. |
| 35 | Let sinners be consumed out of the earth. And let the wicked be no more. Bless Jehovah, O my soul. Praise ye Jehovah. |
God's Word Right Now
And after that shall the Levites go in to do the service of the tent of meeting: and thou shalt cleanse them, and offer them for a wave-offering.Numbers 8:15