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May 3rd, 2026
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Daily Bible Verses
Psalm 106
| 1 | Praise ye Jehovah. Oh give thanks unto Jehovah; for he is good; For his lovingkindness endureth forever. |
| 2 | Who can utter the mighty acts of Jehovah, Or show forth all his praise? |
| 3 | Blessed are they that keep justice, And he that doeth righteousness at all times. |
| 4 | Remember me, O Jehovah, with the favor that thou bearest unto thy people; Oh visit me with thy salvation, |
| 5 | That I may see the prosperity of thy chosen, That I may rejoice in the gladness of thy nation, That I may glory with thine inheritance. |
| 6 | We have sinned with our fathers, We have committed iniquity, we have done wickedly. |
| 7 | Our fathers understood not thy wonders in Egypt; They remembered not the multitude of thy lovingkindnesses, But were rebellious at the sea, even at the Red Sea. |
| 8 | Nevertheless he saved them for his name's sake, That he might make his mighty power to be known. |
| 9 | He rebuked the Red Sea also, and it was dried up: So he led them through the depths, as through a wilderness. |
| 10 | And he saved them from the hand of him that hated them, And redeemed them from the hand of the enemy. |
| 11 | And the waters covered their adversaries; There was not one of them left. |
| 12 | Then believed they his words; They sang his praise. |
| 13 | They soon forgat his works; They waited not for his counsel, |
| 14 | But lusted exceedingly in the wilderness, And tempted God in the desert. |
| 15 | And he gave them their request, But sent leanness into their soul. |
| 16 | They envied Moses also in the camp, And Aaron the saint of Jehovah. |
| 17 | The earth opened and swallowed up Dathan, And covered the company of Abiram. |
| 18 | And a fire was kindled in their company; The flame burned up the wicked. |
| 19 | They made a calf in Horeb, And worshipped a molten image. |
| 20 | Thus they changed their glory For the likeness of an ox that eateth grass. |
| 21 | They forgat God their Saviour, Who had done great things in Egypt, |
| 22 | Wondrous works in the land of Ham, And terrible things by the Red Sea. |
| 23 | Therefore he said that he would destroy them, Had not Moses his chosen stood before him in the breach, To turn away his wrath, lest he should destroy them. |
| 24 | Yea, they despised the pleasant land, They believed not his word, |
| 25 | But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of Jehovah. |
| 26 | Therefore he sware unto them, That he would overthrow them in the wilderness, |
| 27 | And that he would overthrow their seed among the nations, And scatter them in the lands. |
| 28 | They joined themselves also unto Baal-peor, And ate the sacrifices of the dead. |
| 29 | Thus they provoked him to anger with their doings; And the plague brake in upon them. |
| 30 | Then stood up Phinehas, and executed judgment; And so the plague was stayed. |
| 31 | And that was reckoned unto him for righteousness, Unto all generations for evermore. |
| 32 | They angered him also at the waters of Meribah, So that it went ill with Moses for their sakes; |
| 33 | Because they were rebellious against his spirit, And he spake unadvisedly with his lips. |
| 34 | They did not destroy the peoples, As Jehovah commanded them, |
| 35 | But mingled themselves with the nations, And learned their works, |
| 36 | And served their idols, Which became a snare unto them. |
| 37 | Yea, they sacrificed their sons and their daughters unto demons, |
| 38 | And shed innocent blood, Even the blood of their sons and of their daughters, Whom they sacrificed unto the idols of Canaan; And the land was polluted with blood. |
| 39 | Thus were they defiled with their works, And played the harlot in their doings. |
| 40 | Therefore was the wrath of Jehovah kindled against his people, And he abhorred his inheritance. |
| 41 | And he gave them into the hand of the nations; And they that hated them ruled over them. |
| 42 | Their enemies also oppressed them, And they were brought into subjection under their hand. |
| 43 | Many times did he deliver them; But they were rebellious in their counsel, And were brought low in their iniquity. |
| 44 | Nevertheless he regarded their distress, When he heard their cry: |
| 45 | And he remembered for them his covenant, And repented according to the multitude of his lovingkindnesses. |
| 46 | He made them also to be pitied Of all those that carried them captive. |
| 47 | Save us, O Jehovah our God, And gather us from among the nations, To give thanks unto thy holy name, And to triumph in thy praise. |
| 48 | Blessed be Jehovah, the God of Israel, From everlasting even to everlasting. And let all the people say, Amen. Praise ye Jehovah. |
Psalm 107
| 1 | O give thanks unto Jehovah; For he is good; For his lovingkindness endureth for ever. |
| 2 | Let the redeemed of Jehovah say so, Whom he hath redeemed from the hand of the adversary, |
| 3 | And gathered out of the lands, From the east and from the west, From the north and from the south. |
| 4 | They wandered in the wilderness in a desert way; They found no city of habitation. |
| 5 | Hungry and thirsty, Their soul fainted in them. |
| 6 | Then they cried unto Jehovah in their trouble, And he delivered them out of their distresses, |
| 7 | He led them also by a straight way, That they might go to a city of habitation. |
| 8 | Oh that men would praise Jehovah for his lovingkindness, And for his wonderful works to the children of men! |
| 9 | For he satisfieth the longing soul, And the hungry soul he filleth with good. |
| 10 | Such as sat in darkness and in the shadow of death, Being bound in affliction and iron, |
| 11 | Because they rebelled against the words of God, And contemned the counsel of the Most High: |
| 12 | Therefore he brought down their heart with labor; They fell down, and there was none to help. |
| 13 | Then they cried unto Jehovah in their trouble, And he saved them out of their distresses. |
| 14 | He brought them out of darkness and the shadow of death, And brake their bonds in sunder. |
| 15 | Oh that men would praise Jehovah for his lovingkindness, And for his wonderful works to the children of men! |
| 16 | For he hath broken the gates of brass, And cut the bars of iron in sunder. |
| 17 | Fools because of their transgression, And because of their iniquities, are afflicted. |
| 18 | Their soul abhorreth all manner of food; And they draw near unto the gates of death. |
| 19 | Then they cry unto Jehovah in their trouble, And he saveth them out of their distresses. |
| 20 | He sendeth his word, and healeth them, And delivereth them from their destructions. |
| 21 | Oh that men would praise Jehovah for his lovingkindness, And for his wonderful works to the children of men! |
| 22 | And let them offer the sacrifices of thanksgiving, And declare his works with singing. |
| 23 | They that go down to the sea in ships, That do business in great waters; |
| 24 | These see the works of Jehovah, And his wonders in the deep. |
| 25 | For he commandeth, and raiseth the stormy wind, Which lifteth up the waves thereof. |
| 26 | They mount up to the heavens, they go down again to the depths: Their soul melteth away because of trouble. |
| 27 | They reel to and fro, and stagger like a drunken man, And are at their wits' end. |
| 28 | Then they cry unto Jehovah in their trouble, And he bringeth them out of their distresses. |
| 29 | He maketh the storm a calm, So that the waves thereof are still. |
| 30 | Then are they glad because they are quiet; So he bringeth them unto their desired haven. |
| 31 | Oh that men would praise Jehovah for his lovingkindness, And for his wonderful works to the children of men! |
| 32 | Let them exalt him also in the assembly of the people, And praise him in the seat of the elders. |
| 33 | He turneth rivers into a wilderness, And watersprings into a thirsty ground; |
| 34 | A fruitful land into a salt desert, For the wickedness of them that dwell therein. |
| 35 | He turneth a wilderness into a pool of water, And a dry land into watersprings. |
| 36 | And there he maketh the hungry to dwell, That they may prepare a city of habitation, |
| 37 | And sow fields, and plant vineyards, And get them fruits of increase. |
| 38 | He blesseth them also, so that they are multiplied greatly; And he suffereth not their cattle to decrease. |
| 39 | Again, they are diminished and bowed down Through oppression, trouble, and sorrow. |
| 40 | He poureth contempt upon princes, And causeth them to wander in the waste, where there is no way. |
| 41 | Yet setteth he the needy on high from affliction, And maketh him families like a flock. |
| 42 | The upright shall see it, and be glad; And all iniquity shall stop her mouth. |
| 43 | Whoso is wise will give heed to these things; And they will consider the lovingkindnesses of Jehovah. A Song, A Psalm of David. |
God's Word Right Now
For all our days are passed away in thy wrath: We bring our years to an end as a sigh.Psalms 90:9