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June 8th, 2026
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Daily Bible Verses
Proverbs 16
| 1 | The plans of the heart belong to man; But the answer of the tongue is from Jehovah. |
| 2 | All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; But Jehovah weigheth the spirits. |
| 3 | Commit thy works unto Jehovah, And thy purposes shall be established. |
| 4 | Jehovah hath made everything for its own end; Yea, even the wicked for the day of evil. |
| 5 | Every one that is proud in heart is an abomination to Jehovah: Though hand join in hand, he shall not be unpunished. |
| 6 | By mercy and truth iniquity is atoned for; And by the fear of Jehovah men depart from evil. |
| 7 | When a man's ways please Jehovah, He maketh even his enemies to be at peace with him. |
| 8 | Better is a little, with righteousness, Than great revenues with injustice. |
| 9 | A man's heart deviseth his way; But Jehovah directeth his steps. |
| 10 | A divine sentence is in the lips of the king; His mouth shall not transgress in judgment. |
| 11 | A just balance and scales are Jehovah's; All the weights of the bag are his work. |
| 12 | It is an abomination to kings to commit wickedness; For the throne is established by righteousness. |
| 13 | Righteous lips are the delight of kings; And they love him that speaketh right. |
| 14 | The wrath of a king is as messengers of death; But a wise man will pacify it. |
| 15 | In the light of the king's countenance is life; And his favor is as a cloud of the latter rain. |
| 16 | How much better is it to get wisdom than gold! Yea, to get understanding is rather to be chosen than silver. |
| 17 | The highway of the upright is to depart from evil: He that keepeth his way preserveth his soul. |
| 18 | Pride goeth before destruction, And a haughty spirit before a fall. |
| 19 | Better it is to be of a lowly spirit with the poor, Than to divide the spoil with the proud. |
| 20 | He that giveth heed unto the word shall find good; And whoso trusteth in Jehovah, happy is he. |
| 21 | The wise in heart shall be called prudent; And the sweetness of the lips increaseth learning. |
| 22 | Understanding is a well-spring of life unto him that hath it; But the correction of fools is their folly. |
| 23 | The heart of the wise instructeth his mouth, And addeth learning to his lips. |
| 24 | Pleasant words are as a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul, and health to the bones. |
| 25 | There is a way which seemeth right unto a man, But the end thereof are the ways of death. |
| 26 | The appetite of the laboring man laboreth for him; For his mouth urgeth him thereto. |
| 27 | A worthless man deviseth mischief; And in his lips there is as a scorching fire. |
| 28 | A perverse man scattereth abroad strife; And a whisperer separateth chief friends. |
| 29 | A man of violence enticeth his neighbor, And leadeth him in a way that is not good. |
| 30 | He that shutteth his eyes, it is to devise perverse things: He that compresseth his lips bringeth evil to pass. |
| 31 | The hoary head is a crown of glory; It shall be found in the way of righteousness. |
| 32 | He that is slow to anger is better than the mighty; And he that ruleth his spirit, than he that taketh a city. |
| 33 | The lot is cast into the lap; But the whole disposing thereof is of Jehovah. |
Proverbs 17
| 1 | Better is a dry morsel, and quietness therewith, Than a house full of feasting with strife. |
| 2 | A servant that dealeth wisely shall have rule over a son that causeth shame, And shall have part in the inheritance among the brethren. |
| 3 | The refining pot is for silver, and the furnace for gold; But Jehovah trieth the hearts. |
| 4 | An evil-doer giveth heed to wicked lips; And a liar giveth ear to a mischievous tongue. |
| 5 | Whoso mocketh the poor reproacheth his Maker; And he that is glad at calamity shall not be unpunished. |
| 6 | Children's children are the crown of old men; And the glory of children are their fathers. |
| 7 | Excellent speech becometh not a fool; Much less do lying lips a prince. |
| 8 | A bribe is as a precious stone in the eyes of him that hath it; Whithersoever it turneth, it prospereth. |
| 9 | He that covereth a transgression seeketh love; But he that harpeth on a matter separateth chief friends. |
| 10 | A rebuke entereth deeper into one that hath understanding Than a hundred stripes into a fool. |
| 11 | An evil man seeketh only rebellion; Therefore a cruel messenger shall be sent against him. |
| 12 | Let a bear robbed of her whelps meet a man, Rather than a fool in his folly. |
| 13 | Whoso rewardeth evil for good, Evil shall not depart from his house. |
| 14 | The beginning of strife is as when one letteth out water: Therefore leave off contention, before there is quarrelling. |
| 15 | He that justifieth the wicked, and he that condemneth the righteous, Both of them alike are an abomination to Jehovah. |
| 16 | Wherefore is there a price in the hand of a fool to buy wisdom, Seeing he hath no understanding? |
| 17 | A friend loveth at all times; And a brother is born for adversity. |
| 18 | A man void of understanding striketh hands, And becometh surety in the presence of his neighbor. |
| 19 | He loveth transgression that loveth strife: He that raiseth high his gate seeketh destruction. |
| 20 | He that hath a wayward heart findeth no good; And he that hath a perverse tongue falleth into mischief. |
| 21 | He that begetteth a fool doeth it to his sorrow; And the father of a fool hath no joy. |
| 22 | A cheerful heart is a good medicine; But a broken spirit drieth up the bones. |
| 23 | A wicked man receiveth a bribe out of the bosom, To pervert the ways of justice. |
| 24 | Wisdom is before the face of him that hath understanding; But the eyes of a fool are in the ends of the earth. |
| 25 | A foolish son is a grief to his father, And bitterness to her that bare him. |
| 26 | Also to punish the righteous is not good, Nor to smite the noble for their uprightness. |
| 27 | He that spareth his words hath knowledge; And he that is of a cool spirit is a man of understanding. |
| 28 | Even a fool, when he holdeth his peace, is counted wise; When he shutteth his lips, he is esteemed as prudent. |
Proverbs 18
| 1 | He that separateth himself seeketh his own desire, And rageth against all sound wisdom. |
| 2 | A fool hath no delight in understanding, But only that his heart may reveal itself. |
| 3 | When the wicked cometh, there cometh also contempt, And with ignominy cometh reproach. |
| 4 | The words of a man's mouth are as deep waters; The wellspring of wisdom is as a flowing brook. |
| 5 | To respect the person of the wicked is not good, Nor to turn aside the righteous in judgment. |
| 6 | A fool's lips enter into contention, And his mouth calleth for stripes. |
| 7 | A fool's mouth is his destruction, And his lips are the snare of his soul. |
| 8 | The words of a whisperer are as dainty morsels, And they go down into the innermost parts. |
| 9 | He also that is slack in his work Is brother to him that is a destroyer. |
| 10 | The name of Jehovah is a strong tower; The righteous runneth into it, and is safe. |
| 11 | The rich man's wealth is his strong city, And as a high wall in his own imagination. |
| 12 | Before destruction the heart of man is haughty; And before honor goeth humility. |
| 13 | He that giveth answer before he heareth, It is folly and shame unto him. |
| 14 | The spirit of a man will sustain his infirmity; But a broken spirit who can bear? |
| 15 | The heart of the prudent getteth knowledge; And the ear of the wise seeketh knowledge. |
| 16 | A man's gift maketh room for him, And bringeth him before great men. |
| 17 | He that pleadeth his cause first seemeth just; But his neighbor cometh and searcheth him out. |
| 18 | The lot causeth contentions to cease, And parteth between the mighty. |
| 19 | A brother offended is harder to be won than a strong city; And such contentions are like the bars of a castle. |
| 20 | A man's belly shall be filled with the fruit of his mouth; With the increase of his lips shall he be satisfied. |
| 21 | Death and life are in the power of the tongue; And they that love it shall eat the fruit thereof. |
| 22 | Whoso findeth a wife findeth a good thing, And obtaineth favor of Jehovah. |
| 23 | The poor useth entreaties; But the rich answereth roughly. |
| 24 | He that maketh many friends doeth it to his own destruction; But there is a friend that sticketh closer than a brother. |
God's Word Right Now
Yea, it magnified itself, even to the prince of the host; and it took away from him the continual burnt-offering, and the place of his sanctuary was cast down.Daniel 8:11